
Bill Gates died and found himself in purgatory being
Bill Gates died and found himself in purgatory being sized up by St.
Peter. "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure
whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society
enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet
you also created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something
I've never done before in your case: I'm going to let you decide
where you want to go."
Bill replied, "What's the difference between the two?"
St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if
it will help your decision."
"Fine, but where should I go first?"
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"Okay then," said Bill. "Let's try Hell first."
So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful and clean. Bill saw a sandy
beach with clear waters and lots of bikini-clad women running around,
playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was
shining, the temperature perfect. He was very pleased.