
A Blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked her if he shoul
Q: What do you call three Blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: Why did the Blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?
A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
A Blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked her if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces. "6 please, I could never eat 12" replied the Blonde.
Q: Why can't Blondes eat jelly?
A: They can't figure out how to fit two cup's of water into those little packet's.
Vancouver Canucks apparelVancouver Canucks shirtsauthentic Vancouver Canucks jerseysQ: How can you tell which Blonde is the waitress?
A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.
Q: How do you know a Blondes been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: There are m & m shell's all over the floor.
Q: What did the Blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerio's?
A: Oh look ... Doughnut seed's.
Q: Why did the Blonde throw a puppy on a bun in the microwave?
A: She wanted a hotdog.
Q: What do you call a Blonde with a bag of sugar on her head?
A: Sweet fuck all.